The Word Hurricane

First it was SANDY!

Then we got wacked by Winter Storm Athena!!!

She's a real cold bitch here in coastal New England!!!

MAYAN END OF DAYS, WE APPROACH THEE!

It's getting better though. Nope. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get better. Potato chips will cost more than five dollars a bag. Cheap fuel is gone the way of the dodo.

Let's all be friends! Run like an antelope out of control. Whip that llama with a chain on stage.

One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.