REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

We're going back to San Antonio, where 4 years ago the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets were embarrassed by the Goliath known as UConn Huskies with a starting lineup full of current NBA players.

But this is our time for Memphis. We are Goliath and have been legitimately ranked #1 already for a large portion of the season.

The recent superhuman performances of this Memphis team have given me existential aphasia as I try to place myself historically, culturally, and geographically in the context of the evolution of Memphis and sports in particular.

My mind can't handle it as I am such a homer that I always say "we will beat every team by 20 points" even when I know it is likely we'll be blown away. But now the prophesy of fanaticism has come true in Texas in a way I never expected. It is so good that it's essentially mind-blowing!

positive rein·ner·va·tion

Wow it works with animals as well as professional athletes… I'm looking forward to seeing how new Coach Iavaroni and our Grizzlies do next year.

Iavaroni Faces Tough Climb With Grizzly Bears

Training Sea Lions at the San Diego Zoo





Meanwhile, I simply can't miss Game 6 and the King James show.

some of us have been waiting a very long time for this day

France opens secret UFO files covering 50 years

More than 60 people saw the UFO

An "unrelated" shout-out to my boys in blue, the Memphis State Tigers Men's BBall Team!, Go TIGERS GO!!!
They are currently advancing to the elite 8 after knocking out the trash they call the Aggies, where they will embarrass and humiliate the Ohio State Fuckeyes. The eyes of Texas are upon you, gentlemen!